Saturday, March 7, 2015

Do Not Urinate Here

A signboard which reads
 "DO NOT URINATE HERE. OFFENDERS WILL BE FINED 500 NAIRA" was by a road side. A man was caught urinating at the exact spot by a police officer and their conversation goes thus: POLICE: Why are you urinating here? Didn't you read the signboard?
MAN: I'm sorry.
POLICE: You'll have to pay a fine of 500 naira
The man gave the police officer 1000 naira and demanded for his change, 
POLICE: You'll have to urinate one more time because I have no change


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